My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.
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My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.
Happened so quickly that I was unable to go and help her.
Story is that we were at Paignton Zoo on Friday before coming home after spending 4 days down at Exmouth, I was in one of the zoos' mobility scooters and waiting for her to return with the ice creams topped with a chocolate flake.
Then the assault on her took place, there was nothing she nor I or any-one else could do for the attack was literally out of nowhere, the mugger struck quickly and deftly then as soon as you could blink the friggin' seagull flew off with her chocolate flake in it's bleedin beak!!
Cannot identify the bugger as they all look the same!!
Still, I did share my flake with her!
PS, saw another mugging but this time the seagull got the lot from another lady, it appears that they only target either young children or females as easy pickings!!
Regards
Nigel.
Story is that we were at Paignton Zoo on Friday before coming home after spending 4 days down at Exmouth, I was in one of the zoos' mobility scooters and waiting for her to return with the ice creams topped with a chocolate flake.
Then the assault on her took place, there was nothing she nor I or any-one else could do for the attack was literally out of nowhere, the mugger struck quickly and deftly then as soon as you could blink the friggin' seagull flew off with her chocolate flake in it's bleedin beak!!
Cannot identify the bugger as they all look the same!!
Still, I did share my flake with her!
PS, saw another mugging but this time the seagull got the lot from another lady, it appears that they only target either young children or females as easy pickings!!
Regards
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.
What a shame Nigel but I have to say that she must have been a bit GULLible walking around a seaside resort with an unprotected ice cream! EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.
She should have 'terned' her back to it...
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That would have been a bit aukward
Simon
'The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning!' Alfred. E. Neuman
'The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning!' Alfred. E. Neuman
Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.
Look at the bright side - at least there was a mobility scooter available, which saved all that huffin and puffin.
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The greedy Bustard! Did it Swallow it in one go?
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You really crack me up with those replies!!
Regards
Nigel.
Regards
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.
Yes very swift it was. Then it went off and did some robin elsewhere.
Simon
'The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning!' Alfred. E. Neuman
'The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning!' Alfred. E. Neuman
Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.
Sorry tohear about the mugging Nigel.
You should have immediatelt sent for the flying squad.
Graham
You should have immediatelt sent for the flying squad.
Graham