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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 02 Jul 2019, 23:39
by delta_lima
blanston12 wrote:
02 Jul 2019, 21:16
delta_lima wrote:
02 Jul 2019, 15:45
Hollywood should make a biopic. Steven Seagull would be a shoo-in. :hide:
Flock of Seagulls would do the sound track.
Yes, their sound has a familiar wing to it, I agree.

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 03 Jul 2019, 02:43
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is getting a bit hard to Swallow!

Nigel²

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 03 Jul 2019, 14:06
by Tomliner
So she had her ice cream halF INCHed then. (Cockney rhyming slang don’t you know.) I’m beginning to enjoy this. :agree: EricT

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 03 Jul 2019, 14:11
by Nigel H-J
So she had her ice cream halF INCHed then. (Cockney rhyming slang don’t you know.) I’m beginning to enjoy this. :agree: EricT
I'm please to hear that Eric!! :poke:

OMG!! If any-one needed a bit of sympathy then this is certainly not the place to come!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

There were warning signs though but we did not heed them, the day before we went to Paignton Zoo we went over to Monkey World, sat outside and had a drink with a snack, there lurking at the next table and watching us closely was a black evil looking jackdaw you ever did see!!

Fortunately he did not have the balls as that flamin' seagull had but still stayed there watching and waiting, reminded me of the film by Alfred Hitchcock...............The Birds!! :OB:

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Regards
Nigel.

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 03 Jul 2019, 14:49
by Tomliner
Mrs H-J while visiting the zoo
Said ‘Nigel I know what you can do
I’d love an ice cream
It would be a real dream’
But she found that seagulls are fond of them too

I wonder if there’s a vacancy for a new poet laureate? :hide: EricT

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 03 Jul 2019, 15:28
by PaulC
This yolk is getting too long.....

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 03 Jul 2019, 15:33
by 511Flyer
Where did it Flamin go?

:dunno:

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 03 Jul 2019, 16:43
by delta_lima
PaulC wrote:
03 Jul 2019, 15:28
This yolk is getting too long.....
And birdensome.

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 03 Jul 2019, 16:57
by Nigel H-J
:rofl: :rofl:

All I can say is that I hope that seagull found the flake hard to swallow!!

:doh: Some-one already put that in!!

Nigel.

Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Posted: 04 Jul 2019, 05:55
by Kevin Farnell
Such a shame that your wife wasn't able to duck out of the way.

Kevin