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Getting the last word.
Posted: 14 Oct 2019, 22:03
by airboatr
Re: Getting the last word.
Posted: 14 Oct 2019, 23:06
by FlyTexas
Well done, sir.
My funeral prank would be to have a paid female model show up for my service dressed in a slinky black dress and veil. Right before the service would begin she'd walk down the aisle of the church, place a single red rose on my coffin, turn, dab her eyes with her black lace handkerchief, and walk out the door without saying a word. The look on Mrs. FlyTexas' face would be priceless.
Too bad I wouldn't be there to see it.
Brian
Re: Getting the last word.
Posted: 15 Oct 2019, 00:11
by nigelb
Brian, I imagine your funeral would be the only time you could pull off a prank like that without being killed by SWMBO!
Nigel²
Re: Getting the last word.
Posted: 15 Oct 2019, 07:55
by Tomliner
And what type of inconspicuous body armour would you suggest for your female model to wear under her slinky black dress Brian?
EricT
Re: Getting the last word.
Posted: 15 Oct 2019, 15:18
by FlyTexas
Tomliner wrote: ↑15 Oct 2019, 07:55
And what type of inconspicuous body armour would you suggest for your female model to wear under her slinky black dress Brian?
EricT
I think her youth will allow her to outrun Mrs. FlyTexas.
Brian