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I'll never go swimming again.

Posted: 17 Nov 2019, 02:05
by airboatr

Re: I'll never go swimming again.

Posted: 17 Nov 2019, 05:37
by Airspeed
Evidently wasn't staying in a condominium, they would have put a complimentary condomon'im.

Re: I'll never go swimming again.

Posted: 17 Nov 2019, 06:28
by airboatr
You had to get your digs in

:doh:

Re: I'll never go swimming again.

Posted: 17 Nov 2019, 09:47
by Airspeed
airboatr wrote:
17 Nov 2019, 06:28
You had to get your digs in

:doh:
Isn't that what I'm here for, Joe?

Re: I'll never go swimming again.

Posted: 17 Nov 2019, 10:15
by 511Flyer
More painful than getting a bit of dirt in your eye.

;)

Re: I'll never go swimming again.

Posted: 18 Nov 2019, 23:09
by airboatr
Airspeed wrote:
17 Nov 2019, 05:37
Evidently wasn't staying in a condominium.
Digs: noun informal
Living quarters.

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the other part was a bit - slummy.

:)

Re: I'll never go swimming again.

Posted: 19 Nov 2019, 01:35
by Airspeed
Slummy? It would have given him protection from the invaders. :agree:

Re: I'll never go swimming again.

Posted: 19 Nov 2019, 04:38
by airboatr
Cork it

Re: I'll never go swimming again.

Posted: 19 Nov 2019, 10:30
by Airspeed
Mr Google has this to say:
Slummy - Urban Dictionary
https://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=Slummy
"You're smoking that rain gutter water soaked cigarette? That's slummy as shit." "The couch has been pretty slummy since Mike blacked out and peed on it.".

I am greatly offended! I did NOT do that to the couch!

You might be sufficiently endowed to use a cork, but I'd have to go with my first suggestion.

Re: I'll never go swimming again.

Posted: 20 Nov 2019, 07:55
by airboatr
Mike, ... any chance you had a dream about being a fireman and hosed the couch?...

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