Dear Outraged of Portsmouth,
Are you the listener who complained about my friend playing
"The Sun Has Got His Hat On"?
If so, you should have been watching the ABC documentary about the history of Australia's immigration policy, where a 1950s man-in-the-street stated that we don't want those N######s or C######s here, do we? He obviously hadn't heard of the hash sign, because he said the words in full, AND the ABC didn't bleep them out, though it is now 2020.
To assist you in understanding airspeed humour, there are some simple steps to follow:
1. Locate the four screws which attach your brain to your brainbox.
2. Remove any three of the above, and discard.
3. Slacken the fourth screw, but do
not remove entirely, this is important.
4. Test the brain in a light breeze, to ensure that it swings freely.
5. Insert the modified assembly up through the nostrils.
Note that this does not work in all cases, so make a backup before you start.
....maybe that should be at the beginning?