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This morning's talkback radio
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 10:13
by Airspeed
If this has already done the rounds, apologies. I only heard it today:
Caller says " I found two lumps on my car battery, one of them tested positive. I hope it's not terminal."
Re: This morning's talkback radio
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 10:20
by Kevin Farnell
Reminds me of the old joke about the two Hydrogen atoms walking down the road.
One turns to the other and says -
'I think I've lost an electron'
'Are you sure?' asks the other.
'Yes I'm positive' replies the first.
Kevin
Re: This morning's talkback radio
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 14:26
by canuck51
that hydrogen atom had better get to the doctor, maybe he can helium....
Re: This morning's talkback radio
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 15:21
by airboatr
Jokes about electricity never get old, they are always current.
Re: This morning's talkback radio
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 15:29
by Angus Prune
A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
Re: This morning's talkback radio
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 15:34
by airboatr
Favorite movie quote for electricians.
https://youtu.be/c6si8Xp8P-M
Re: This morning's talkback radio
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 15:43
by Paul K
I sense an imminent flood of electricity puns.
Re: This morning's talkback radio
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 18:00
by Angus Prune
An electrician arrives home at 3am.
His wife asks him, "Wire you insulate?"
He replies, "Watt's it to you? I'm Ohm, aren't I?"
It's a current joke, although it’s shocking...
Re: This morning's talkback radio
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 19:20
by 511Flyer
A lot of bright sparks on here.
Re: This morning's talkback radio
Posted: 24 Mar 2020, 21:09
by Paul K
Angus Prune wrote: ↑24 Mar 2020, 18:00
An electrician arrives home at 3am.
His wife asks him, "Wire you insulate?"
He replies, "Watt's it to you? I'm Ohm, aren't I?"
It's a current joke, although it’s shocking...
Counting the groans in that one.