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Two boys.....
Posted: 29 Mar 2020, 10:24
by Filonian
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
Graham
Re: Two boys.....
Posted: 29 Mar 2020, 10:37
by spot
Re: Two boys.....
Posted: 29 Mar 2020, 10:57
by Dev One
The oldies are still the best!
K
Re: Two boys.....
Posted: 29 Mar 2020, 11:18
by Airspeed
Excellent stuff, Graham!
btw is that you in the photo?
Re: Two boys.....
Posted: 29 Mar 2020, 12:08
by 511Flyer
I like it!
Similar to the one about a guy who had an operation to repair his smashed hands. He said " Will I be able to play the piano after you do this?"
Re: Two boys.....
Posted: 29 Mar 2020, 12:15
by Paul K
Re: Two boys.....
Posted: 29 Mar 2020, 12:42
by TSR2
Re: Two boys.....
Posted: 29 Mar 2020, 15:04
by Tomliner
Re: Two boys.....
Posted: 29 Mar 2020, 20:43
by Nigel H-J
Brilliant Graham.
Regards
Nigel.
Re: Two boys.....
Posted: 31 Mar 2020, 00:38
by nigelb
Brilliant Graham!
NigelĀ²