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Here’s Little Johnny!

Posted: 10 Apr 2020, 14:58
by Tomliner
In the English class at school the teacher asked the children
for an example of the word “contagious”. At first there was no
response until little Johnny put his hand up. With some apprehension
the teacher said “Yes Johnny?”
“ Please miss last weekend a big truck full of turnips
nearly ran my dad’s car off the road. At the
next bend all the turnips fell of and dad said it’d take
that contagious to pick them all up again”
:hide: EricT

Re: Here’s Little Johnny!

Posted: 10 Apr 2020, 15:15
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, I'm glad there was no swearing in that one!

Re: Here’s Little Johnny!

Posted: 10 Apr 2020, 16:11
by Marijn
Hahahahaha :lol: very good!

Re: Here’s Little Johnny!

Posted: 10 Apr 2020, 16:44
by Nigel H-J
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Here’s Little Johnny!

Posted: 11 Apr 2020, 10:29
by spot
I got there in the end. Took a while I must be slow this morning :poke: