Glasgow Brothel ........
Posted: 27 Jan 2021, 10:32
The 'Madam' opened the Brothel door in Glasgow , and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you sir?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps
you would prefer someone else", said the Madam.
"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she
charged £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled
out five thousand pounds in cash, and gave it to Valerie,
and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding
to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come
back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive. There
were no discounts. The price was still £5000.
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie,
and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone
was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive
night, but he gave Valerie the cash, and they went
upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has
ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you
from?"
" Edinburgh ," the man replied.
"Really!", she said. "I have family in Edinburgh ."
"Yes, I know," the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her
Solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your £15,000
Inheritance in person..."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are
certain------
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer!
Graham
"May I help you sir?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps
you would prefer someone else", said the Madam.
"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she
charged £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled
out five thousand pounds in cash, and gave it to Valerie,
and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding
to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come
back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive. There
were no discounts. The price was still £5000.
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie,
and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone
was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive
night, but he gave Valerie the cash, and they went
upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has
ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you
from?"
" Edinburgh ," the man replied.
"Really!", she said. "I have family in Edinburgh ."
"Yes, I know," the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her
Solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your £15,000
Inheritance in person..."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are
certain------
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer!
Graham
EricT