The "local"? Policeman.
Posted: 19 Apr 2021, 08:48
I rang our local police station to report that I found three electronic devices in the grass opposite my driveway.
"Press 1 to report stolen, lost, or damaged items, press 2 to speak to a person at the station"
Pressed 2.
"Your call is being diverted to Bacchus Marsh police station" BM is 40 minutes drive away, the bulk of which is at 110KMH on the freeway.
Rang again.
Pressed 1.
"Thank you for calling the blah blah....if you want to report stolen, lost or damaged items, please visit our website at blah blah.
Hung up.
Next time I take the ride on mower along the nature strip, I'll just run over the b****y stuff.
"Press 1 to report stolen, lost, or damaged items, press 2 to speak to a person at the station"
Pressed 2.
"Your call is being diverted to Bacchus Marsh police station" BM is 40 minutes drive away, the bulk of which is at 110KMH on the freeway.
Rang again.
Pressed 1.
"Thank you for calling the blah blah....if you want to report stolen, lost or damaged items, please visit our website at blah blah.
Hung up.
Next time I take the ride on mower along the nature strip, I'll just run over the b****y stuff.
