On Blondes....
Posted: 28 Jun 2021, 12:12
A Traffic Cop pulls alonside a speeding car on the motorway. As the Officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. He lowered his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!" at the top of his voice.
"No," the blonded yelled back, "Scarf."
A blonde got really tirfed of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of all the jokes about us blondes being stupi!"
Her husban broke into the bathroom ans saw his wife with a rope tied to her toe. The husband said,"I thought you were hanging yourself."
She sad, "Yes I am!"
The husband replied< "Usually when people hang themelves, they tie the rope round their neck, so why is yours tied to your toe?"
She sadi, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe!"
How many blondes does it take to make a chocolate chip buiscuit?
Five. One to stir the mixture and the other four to peel the smarties!
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
What did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant?
Is it mine?
Why was the blonde so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18 months?
Because it said on the box "From 2 to 5 years.
Graham
"No," the blonded yelled back, "Scarf."
A blonde got really tirfed of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of all the jokes about us blondes being stupi!"
Her husban broke into the bathroom ans saw his wife with a rope tied to her toe. The husband said,"I thought you were hanging yourself."
She sad, "Yes I am!"
The husband replied< "Usually when people hang themelves, they tie the rope round their neck, so why is yours tied to your toe?"
She sadi, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe!"
How many blondes does it take to make a chocolate chip buiscuit?
Five. One to stir the mixture and the other four to peel the smarties!
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
What did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant?
Is it mine?
Why was the blonde so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18 months?
Because it said on the box "From 2 to 5 years.
Graham
