The Caller
Posted: 02 Aug 2021, 10:14
A woman hears a knock at the door and when she opens it a man asks her
" Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust. Next morning she hears a knock at the door and it's the same
man with the same question
"Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door again. When her husband arrives home that night she tells him what happened
over the previous two days. He tells her in a comforting way
" Dear I'll take tomorrow off work in case this guy shows up again"
Next morning they hear a knock and both make for the door, The husband whispers to his wife
"I'll hide behind the door and if it's the same man I want you to answer yes to his question
because I want to see what his game is"
She agrees and opens the door. Sure enough it's the same man who asks again
" Do you have a vagina?"
"Yes actually I have" she says. He replies
"Good. Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?"
EricT
" Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust. Next morning she hears a knock at the door and it's the same
man with the same question
"Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door again. When her husband arrives home that night she tells him what happened
over the previous two days. He tells her in a comforting way
" Dear I'll take tomorrow off work in case this guy shows up again"
Next morning they hear a knock and both make for the door, The husband whispers to his wife
"I'll hide behind the door and if it's the same man I want you to answer yes to his question
because I want to see what his game is"
She agrees and opens the door. Sure enough it's the same man who asks again
" Do you have a vagina?"
"Yes actually I have" she says. He replies
"Good. Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?"
EricT
