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Food Of Love?

Posted: 13 Sep 2021, 17:09
by Tomliner

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg time’s broken."
:) EricT

Re: Food Of Love?

Posted: 13 Sep 2021, 19:59
by 511Flyer
Would that be soft boiled or hard boiled?

*-)

Re: Food Of Love?

Posted: 13 Sep 2021, 21:27
by Paul K
:lol: :lol: :lol: Both of you.

Re: Food Of Love?

Posted: 13 Sep 2021, 23:43
by FlyTexas
:lol: :lol: :lol: Would've been more fun for him if she was cooking a roast in the crockpot. *-)

Brian

Re: Food Of Love?

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 01:55
by Airspeed
FlyTexas wrote:
13 Sep 2021, 23:43
:lol: :lol: :lol: Would've been more fun for him if she was cooking a roast in the crockpot. *-)

Brian
Only then, she would have asked him to mend the leaky tap.

Re: Food Of Love?

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 02:54
by FlyTexas
Airspeed wrote:
14 Sep 2021, 01:55
FlyTexas wrote:
13 Sep 2021, 23:43
:lol: :lol: :lol: Would've been more fun for him if she was cooking a roast in the crockpot. *-)

Brian
Only then, she would have asked him to mend the leaky tap.
True. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brian

Re: Food Of Love?

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 12:01
by Paul K
I won't ask whether she likes pork in cider. ;)

Re: Food Of Love?

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 12:52
by Airspeed
511Flyer wrote:
13 Sep 2021, 19:59
Would that be soft boiled or hard boiled?

*-)
Den,
Whoops, refer line 1.
That's not like one of my Observer Badge winners, missing the fine details :doh:

Re: Food Of Love?

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 15:06
by Tako_Kichi
Paul K wrote:
14 Sep 2021, 12:01
I won't ask whether she likes pork in cider. ;)
:doh:
:lol: :lol: :lol: