Paddy phones the hotel's reception desk and says, "Room 168, could ye please send someone over roit away, I'm having an argument wid der woife and she says she's gonna jump out der window." The concierge replies, "I'm sorry sir, but this seems to be a personal issue, I don't think I can be of any help." "Now ye listen to me!" yells Paddy, ". . . der fecking window is jammed shut, it's a maintenance issue!"
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Thatr certainly deserves a
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, even though I saw the punchline coming!
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