Paddy Goes To War
Posted: 27 Jun 2022, 06:56
Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife.
He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Mick.
"If I'm not back within 4 years, open and enjoy!"
He hops on his horse and hits the road.
A half an hour later he notices a dust cloud behind him.
He stops and sees that it is Mick.
"What's wrong?" Paddy asks.
Out of breath, Mick answers: "It's the wrong key!!"
Brian
He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Mick.
"If I'm not back within 4 years, open and enjoy!"
He hops on his horse and hits the road.
A half an hour later he notices a dust cloud behind him.
He stops and sees that it is Mick.
"What's wrong?" Paddy asks.
Out of breath, Mick answers: "It's the wrong key!!"
Brian
