Merlot

Post by **DaveG** » 03 May 2006, 20:22

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an
attractive woman.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the
man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was
lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in
your pants".

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his
own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and
instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a
BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over
twenty-million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle
back.

Post by **TSR2** » 03 May 2006, 20:37

Brilliant DG... a productive day!

Dyl Roberts · Post by **Dyl Roberts** » 03 May 2006, 20:43

Nice one.........

Kevin Farnell · Post by **Kevin Farnell** » 04 May 2006, 00:29

Excellent, Dave - you should be on stage!

Kevin

PS - what have you been drinking today?

PPS - from your signature - quote from AC/DC, by any chance?

Post by **DaveG** » 04 May 2006, 07:38

Kevin Farnell wrote:PS - what have you been drinking today?

PPS - from your signature - quote from AC/DC, by any chance?

Too much, and yes

Vulcan_to_the_Sky! · Post by **Vulcan_to_the_Sky!** » 04 May 2006, 10:47

britishtourer · Post by **britishtourer** » 04 May 2006, 19:22

Dave, I think you've got yourself a standup comedy career in the making!

Vixus · Post by **Vixus** » 04 May 2006, 20:49

About time! See you at The Fringe!

britishtourer · Post by **britishtourer** » 04 May 2006, 20:56

Like the great June affair page! Can't wait now!

BTW, I think I've found a replacement for manchester - http://www.dehavillandmuseum.co.uk/

It's (Just) outside London.

Vixus · Post by **Vixus** » 04 May 2006, 20:57

Excellent!

I just need to nab some cash and tell the folks.