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You are what you eat???

Posted: 11 May 2006, 22:21
by airboatr
I don;t know if you gents have seen a show on tv
called Reiply's Believe it or Not. I catch it from time to time.
Today I happen to flip thru (changing channels quickly)
and see a guy
:-$ "eating a ..cessna" :-$
it reportedly took him two years to finish off. :doh:
:think:
when he farts, does he sound like a cessna
(although slightly muffled)
and when he flaps his arms to take flight..
do his legs fold at the knees so his feet
will tuck neatly between his butt cheeks.?
:gigle: :gigle: :gigle: :gigle:

Posted: 11 May 2006, 22:38
by Garry Russell
Yeah

I saw something about that a while ago

Was it a low calorie Cessna?

Must look good on the register

Wfu and eaten :lol: :lol:

Garry

Posted: 11 May 2006, 22:50
by Jetset
I want one!

Posted: 11 May 2006, 23:01
by TobyV
Garry Russell wrote:Yeah

I saw something about that a while ago

Was it a low calorie Cessna?

Must look good on the register

Wfu and eaten :lol: :lol:

Garry
Yup, look it up on G-INFO.... "CofA cancelled, Reason: Digested" :gigle:

Can anyone enlighten me, I have always assumed these car (or plane) eating people are basically a con?... or are they? How could you cut, chew or swallow metal? And even if you could, from what i remember of GSCE chemistry, your wind would be predominantly hydrogen....Image

Posted: 11 May 2006, 23:15
by Garry Russell
Just imagine Cessna with fires and a regular Coke...

What :shock: you can't have fries and a Coke it's bad for you. :huf:

I bet Cessna's are not on the Governments bad food list.

But metal can't be good for you but maybe some people with abnormal system can pass it through.

What about the poison's like oil petrol and plastics.

Surely not everything could be eaten.

Maybe it's an illusion or some kind of con.

It seems pretty pointless

Garry

Posted: 11 May 2006, 23:17
by Jetset
Its a risk I am willing to take!

Posted: 11 May 2006, 23:18
by TobyV
From what I can remember, a metal + hydrochloric acid (dominant sustance present in your stomach) would produce a salt and hydrogen gas.

Re: You are what you eat???

Posted: 11 May 2006, 23:22
by rich byrne
airboatr wrote:I don;t know if you gents have seen a show on tv
called Reiply's Believe it or Not. I catch it from time to time.
Today I happen to flip thru (changing channels quickly)
and see a guy
:-$ "eating a ..cessna" :-$
it reportedly took him two years to finish off. :doh:
:think:
when he farts, does he sound like a cessna
(although slightly muffled)
and when he flaps his arms to take flight..
do his legs fold at the knees so his feet
will tuck neatly between his butt cheeks.?
:gigle: :gigle: :gigle: :gigle:
I saw him on TV once, eating a bicycle! Anyway, here he is:

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/europe/9806/11 ... verything/

Posted: 12 May 2006, 00:30
by Kevin Farnell
Garry Russell wrote: Was it a low calorie Cessna?

Garry
Personally, being a bit 'Chefy', I prefer a full fat Cessna.
Marinade overnight in olive oil, garlic and a dash of naturally brewed soy sauce.
Pan fry, medium rare, and serve with crispy vegetables and basmati rice, or rosti potatoes (your choice!).
A good Australian cabernet sauvignon or cabernet shiraz will go down a treat.

Regards

Kevin

Posted: 12 May 2006, 00:33
by airboatr
"I've told you a million times-Don't exaggerate."
Some people will never learn

I agree, what about the engine block??
ok ok so maybe he saws up the block and sprinkles
the shavings like powdered surgar on the stuff he could chew
:roll: he did eat a china plate in front of the camera :doh:

:wink: anything to sell commercial time.

thanks for the link :thumbsup: rich