Hillbilly Vasectomy
Posted: 07 Aug 2006, 21:17
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided
that was enough as they could not afford a larger
bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told
him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but
that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is
to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal
in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabama man said to the doctor, "I may not be
the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how
putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a
cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and
began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and resumed counting on his other
hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky,
Arkansas, Mississippi, West Virginia, and Washington
D.C.
that was enough as they could not afford a larger
bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told
him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but
that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is
to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal
in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabama man said to the doctor, "I may not be
the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how
putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a
cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and
began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and resumed counting on his other
hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky,
Arkansas, Mississippi, West Virginia, and Washington
D.C.
