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Filonian · Post by **Filonian** » 01 Jan 2007, 11:48

I don't know if anyone else caught this late breaking news. :-$

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer
chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts .

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and
not listening to them.

Graham

Post by **Garry Russell** » 01 Jan 2007, 11:50

Can't wait to try the volume knob

Garry

speedbird591 · Post by **speedbird591** » 01 Jan 2007, 12:02

Filonian wrote:women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Filonian · Post by **Filonian** » 01 Jan 2007, 12:19

Garry Russell wrote:Can't wait to try the volume knob

Garry

I reckon you will get your hands and face slapped Garry. :dance:

Graham

Post by **DaveB** » 01 Jan 2007, 12:22

Perhaps the volume control is voice activated.. Hellllllllllllllooo

I dunno where you keep finding these from Graham but I'm glad you do

ATB

DaveB :tab:

Post by **Garry Russell** » 01 Jan 2007, 12:34

Do you think it's Apple doing it because it came closest to a pear? :roll:

Garry

Post by **Garry Russell** » 01 Jan 2007, 12:38

DaveB wrote:

Perhaps the volume control is voice activated.. Hellllllllllllllooo

DaveB :tab:

I thought women were already Dave

The more you say "Quiet"......the louder they get :think:

Garry

Post by **DaveB** » 01 Jan 2007, 13:55

You have a point there Garry though in the end.. they're more like a clockwork toy. Once started, they can't be stopped so you have to wait for the spring to unwind

ATB

DaveB :tab:

Filonian · Post by **Filonian** » 01 Jan 2007, 14:36

I can see someone being in serious trouble here - if the other halves ever read this thread.

Graham

Post by **Garry Russell** » 01 Jan 2007, 15:12

Garry

Classic British Flight Sim

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