7 kinds of sex ~ a transition
Posted: 21 Jan 2007, 13:15
In the beginning sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd phase of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time
and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th link in the transition of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night
The penultimate kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to
court and screws you right in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Securit y Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
Graham
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd phase of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time
and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th link in the transition of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night
The penultimate kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to
court and screws you right in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Securit y Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
Graham
