Ever get sat on an airplane next to Mr/Ms Obnoxious???

DispatchDragon · Post by **DispatchDragon** » 01 Feb 2007, 01:28

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane - and let's
be honest, we've all been there......

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it up.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://tinyurl.com/e8efm

Leif

Chris Sykes · Post by **Chris Sykes** » 01 Feb 2007, 01:37

Oh thats a good one!!!!!!!!

jonesey2k · Post by **jonesey2k** » 01 Feb 2007, 01:40

Kevin Farnell · Post by **Kevin Farnell** » 01 Feb 2007, 02:16

Or, try the same should you wish to have a fighter escort to the nearest airfield and spend some time with the local constabulary!!!

Cheers for that.

Kevin

PS anyone know what the Arabic (?) says?

jonesey2k · Post by **jonesey2k** » 01 Feb 2007, 02:27

Local constabulary? More like Green slime!

Another one would be to keep looking behind you down the cabin and checking your watch

Jetset · Post by **Jetset** » 01 Feb 2007, 02:49

Brilliant Leif, but what if the man or women turns to you and says "I have one of those to", but there's is real. :crying:

DispatchDragon · Post by **DispatchDragon** » 01 Feb 2007, 04:16

Simple Jetty

You have two options
you can do a United 93 or Bend over and kiss your arse goodbye :shock:

Ill take option one - Allah does love his martyrs

Leif

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 01 Feb 2007, 10:17

Superb!

Jon.M · Post by **Jon.M** » 01 Feb 2007, 17:03

Excellent.

Jon