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BREAST FED OR BOTTLE FED?

Posted: 07 Feb 2007, 11:10
by Filonian
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first examination.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight
and, being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed
or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did.

He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight, you don't have any milk!"

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

Graham

Posted: 07 Feb 2007, 11:15
by Garry Russell
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:doh:

Why does this happen sometimes........my post ends up in another are and I only have the one window open :dunno:

Anyway gives you lot a laugh

Garry

Posted: 07 Feb 2007, 11:23
by ianhind
Pictures :dunno:



:roll:

Posted: 07 Feb 2007, 11:45
by DaveB
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Never expected that :lol:

ATB

DaveB :tab: