Classic British Flight Sim

Final exam Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk', worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child....

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance, paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a motor mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and lear...

Us Old Guys Are Always Considerate...... I was in Costco the other day, pushing a cart around, when I collided with a young guy also pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.." The youn...

Thanks for that Peter.I thoroughly enjoyed it and the soundtrack was superb,especially in 5.1 surround! EricT

Adding to DelP's suggestion,how about treating your wife to a body building course then she will be more able to carry you around.It's no use employing a wife and not getting your moneys worth! EricT
Keep us updated Nigel.

The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Scotland. It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with ...

An elderly couple,Jack and Ethel were sitting having a drink in a pub which usually had live entertainment.Unfortunately Jack was rather deaf. As jack got up to fetch another drink, Ethel said " Ask the barman who's on tonight" Jack "Eh?" so Ethel shouts into his ear trumpet &qu...

He's absolutely gorgeous !.(That's Alfred, not you Dan!)No offence intended! EricT

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Were they the owner of the B757(G-STRW) operating charters from EGPH this year Garry? Doosn't look too good for the travel trade does it? Thos Cook seem to be in some trouble.Hopefully not more job losses. EricT