Classic British Flight Sim

All the guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and ...

A young Scottish Lad and Lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands and gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.” ”Well, uh I was thinkin’, perhaps it’s aboot time for a wee kiss.”...

At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular. Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I w...

This is so pathetic that it must be true BRAINS OF BRITAIN UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals.. Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you BEG, BORROW OR STEAL ...

I so hope that this is true It happened in an Underground station in London. There were protesters on the concourse handing out pamphlets on the evils of Britain . I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman behind me was getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered ...

I just close my eyes and hope for the best! EricT

A guy was driving down the motorway with his blonde girlfriend and she piped up,

'I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales'.'Why's that?' he said.

Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says

"stit ruoy su wohs" EricT

A programme which according to the blurb features the building of an A380 wing. EricT

DaveB wrote

I'm lucky enough to have his medals

You must feel very proud and honoured to have those medals Dave.This is certainly a fascinating and sometimes moving thread which you started back in August. EricT

An Italian Altar Boys Confession 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Joey, I'm sur...