A Scottish Love Story

[Tomliner]

A young Scottish Lad and Lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands and gazing out over the loch.

For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.”

”Well, uh I was thinkin’, perhaps it’s aboot time for a wee kiss.”

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek, then he blushed.

Minutes passed and the girl spoke again, “Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.”

”Well, uh, I was thinkin’ perhaps it’s noo about time for a wee cuddle.”

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds, then he blushed.

After awhile, she again said “Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.”

”Well, uh, I was thinkin’ perhaps it’s aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg.”

Once again the girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee, then he blushed.

While the two were gazing out over the loch, the girl spoke again.

”Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.”

The young man glancing down with a furled brow said, “Well noo, my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time.”

”Really” said the lass in a whisper filled with anticipation. “Aye,” said the lad, nodding.

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush and held her breath in anticipation of the ultimate request.

Then he said, “Dae ye nae think it’s aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?’
EricT

[DaveB]

D'oh!



ATB
DaveB

[FlyTexas]

Too funny.

Brian

[Filonian]

Graham

[Tako_Kichi]

Only a Scotsman could pull that off!

[TSR2]

That really wouldnt surprise me

[AllanL]

That really wouldnt surprise me

....or my wife......

[Filonian]

Only a Scotsman could pull that off!

More like a Yorkshireman Larry, bearing in mind that he is a Scotsman with his streak of generosity removed.


Graham

[Tako_Kichi]

Only a Scotsman could pull that off!

More like a Yorkshireman Larry, bearing in mind that he is a Scotsman with his streak of generosity removed.

I grew up living next to a family transplanted from Yorkshire and the father would definitely make a Scotsman look generous. He was tighter than a duck's @rse, and that's watertight!