The drunk turns to the man and mumbles, "I wish I could do that" to which the man replies
"Give him a biscuit and he might let you"
Steve M
Dog Joke
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Dog Joke
The local drunk is sat at the bar when a man with a dog walks in and comes to the bar beside him. While the man orders his pint the dog sits licking its bits.
The drunk turns to the man and mumbles, "I wish I could do that" to which the man replies
"Give him a biscuit and he might let you"
Steve M
The drunk turns to the man and mumbles, "I wish I could do that" to which the man replies
"Give him a biscuit and he might let you"
Steve M
A guy is driving around Dublin and he sees a sign in front of a house:
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"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yes," the Lab replies.
"So, what's the story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog Would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
anyyounger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of Medals.
I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed.He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten euro," the man says.
"Ten euro? This dog is amazin'. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
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"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh&te."
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"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yes," the Lab replies.
"So, what's the story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog Would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
anyyounger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of Medals.
I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed.He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten euro," the man says.
"Ten euro? This dog is amazin'. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
Â
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh&te."
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