First the smackheads get compo and now this!!

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 20 Nov 2006, 18:31

I don't know what to make of this. Not the most reliable source I guess. But perhaps its just another example of the UK going completely bonkers... :huf: :shock:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006530908,00.html

jonesey2k · Post by **jonesey2k** » 20 Nov 2006, 18:58

I say tough luck. Your in there for a reason.

Jon.M · Post by **Jon.M** » 20 Nov 2006, 19:23

Did you get as far as the last sentence?

"The Prison Service said inmates were taught how to use bunk beds without being injured."

Now my mind is completely boggled.

Jon

Nigel H-J · Post by **Nigel H-J** » 21 Nov 2006, 13:50

Oh...........Here we go again.......

The Home Office Minister today announced in the House of Commons that in future all Prison Wardens will now have to carry out a bed-time drill.

At 22.00hrs they will enter the cells with cups of cocoa or horlicks for the prisoners returning later to supervise them into bed ensuring that they are tightly tucked in and that their pillows have been positioned correctly so as not to cause neck strain.

Quick, pass me a bucket!!!!! :sicky:

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 21 Nov 2006, 16:09

They'll be complaining and sue-ing the authorities next after they become dependant and addicted to their X-Box's and Playstations.

Oh jeez. Any room in America for one seriously p!ssed off, hard working Brit? :roll:

Post by **Garry Russell** » 21 Nov 2006, 16:19

Even worse over there now Ediie

They have pic curtains and cuddly toys to calm them down :shock:

Ridiculous :huf:

Garry

jonesey2k · Post by **jonesey2k** » 21 Nov 2006, 16:28

If I was off, Id go to either Switzerland or New Zealand tbh. Canada might get a look in too.

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 21 Nov 2006, 16:41

jonesey2k wrote:If I was off, Id go to either Switzerland or New Zealand tbh. Canada might get a look in too.

We are in the process of making enquiries with moving to either NZ or Canada. Depends when and where vacancies arise.

A lad from our team at work has just returned from Perth - Australia, after six months, as his wife and little girl could'nt get to grips with the place. He left behind a nice house, decent pension and well respected position. He now has to start again from scratch. The move to Oz and back again has set him back thousand's!

I feel sorry for him to have gone all the way over there and it not worked out for him. :sad:

If I had a choice I'd move to the USA. Personally I think the place is amazing and arguably, depending on location of course, one of the best places to live & work. Wonder if Leif has a room spare?

DispatchDragon · Post by **DispatchDragon** » 21 Nov 2006, 17:24

Wonder if Leif has a room spare? Laughing

Always a spare bedroom here folks

Leif