Air Traffic Control down South in Atlanta, Georgia.

[Filonian]

Atlanta ATC: "Atlanta Center to Saudi Air 911. You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta Center. Acknowledged, cleared to land on
Infidel's runway 9R. Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Atlanta Center to Iran Air 515. You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 27L."

Iran Air:"Thank you Atlanta Center. We are cleared to land on Infidel's
runway 27L. Allah is Great."

Pause: STATIC......................

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA CENTER - ATLANTA CENTER"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

Atlanta ATC: "Well, bless your hearts and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now
and tell Allah "hey " for us -- ya heah?"


Graham

[DispatchDragon]

Too damn funny Mate

BTW - a couple of real Atlanta Tracon recordings

ATL Approach "Cessna 16B, I have you sequenced between a Delta Maddog and an Eastern 727 - How long can you maintain 160 knots?"

16B (a Fixed foot Cessna Cardinal) "Approach I can maintain 160 until impact"


Second one is true - I know cos I heard it one very busy MVFR day in ATL

ATL Approach - Bonanza 34T - your transponder is not reporting altitude,
say altitude.......

Bonaza 34T - "Altitude"

ATL App - Bonanza 34T say altitude

Bonanza 34T - "altitude"

ATL Approach - "Bonanza 34T say Cancel IFR"

Bonanza 34T - 34T's level 8000

:roll:

Leif

[jonesey2k]

Love the second one!

[Garry Russell]

Ah yes for #2

I love that kind of real life humour

Garry