Sums it up!

Kevin Farnell · Post by **Kevin Farnell** » 16 Feb 2007, 17:06

Thought you chaps might find this amusing....

New Maths for you to use to get ahead!

This equation should be taught in all maths classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 1 8 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
!
A-T -T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+ 14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Regards

Kevin

DanKH · Post by **DanKH** » 16 Feb 2007, 17:11

That is the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God....

Post by **Garry Russell** » 16 Feb 2007, 17:22

Great stuff

Thanks Kevin

Garry

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 16 Feb 2007, 19:37

No wonder the world is rife with Brown nosers! Nice one...

Chris Sykes · Post by **Chris Sykes** » 17 Feb 2007, 00:48

so life is really 100% B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T......

Nigel H-J · Post by **Nigel H-J** » 17 Feb 2007, 15:24

Brilliant.That one is going on our notice board!!