Joke.

[Nigel H-J]

A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when
he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little
ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.

The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to
a dog and a cat. The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look:
"That's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly. 'Thanks,' says the
little girl. The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has
tied one of the cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the
cat's testicles.

'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you
how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around
the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'
The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog
and at the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says:

'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king siren,
would I?'

Nigel.

[DaveB]

Didn't smell that one coming Nigel!

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[Garry Russell]

That gives me ideas :think:

Garry

[Chris Sykes]

Damn thats a very good idea!!! Maybe if i mention that the lads can have a bit of pussy in the pump they might like the idea... sorry ill get my fire tunic and leave...

[FlyTexas]

A clever little girl.

Brian

[calypso]

Reminded me of this one....
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building plot.
One day a gang of workers turned up to start
building a house on the empty plot. The young family's 5-year-old
daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next
door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and
eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted
the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her,let
her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her
little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay
envelope containing 5 Euro in 50 cent coins. The little girl took her
'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she
had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When
they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the
little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the
fact she had a 'pay packet'. "You must have worked very hard to earn
all this" said the bank cashier. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all
last week with the men building a big house."
"My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working on the
house again this week, as well?"

The little girl thought for a moment and said, "I think so. Provided those assholes at Chadwicks deliver the f ***ing bricks"

[DaveB]

Love it Tks John ;-)

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[Garry Russell]

That kinda thing really happens

Garry

[Vulcan_to_the_Sky!]

Both Funny as....