A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the
custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she
had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied
"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out,
does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
Don't laugh, he won!
Graham
Divorce and Pepsi
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Divorce and Pepsi
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Re: Divorce and Pepsi
......took some bottle to say that 
Garry
Garry
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
Re: Divorce and Pepsi
He won?!! :o Bet he was Pop..pular. Ok ok I'm going.. :doho:
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.