The bride on her wedding night says to her husband.
"There's something I must confess to you darling. I was once a hooker"
The groom is shocked, but after a moment replies,
"That's all right dear. Your past is your past. I must admit I find it quite erotic. tell me more."
"Well," says the bride.
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"My name was Gareth and I played for Wigan."
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Rgds
John
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