Heard on the Radio today

[Tomliner]

Inventor goes to the Patent Office to register his ideas.The receptionist asks him what he is registering.'My first idea is for a folding bottle'
'What will you call it?' she asks.
'A fottle' he replies.
'I have also developed a folding carton'
'Very clever' she says,'What will you call that?'
'A farton' is his reply.
The receptionist says'They seem like good ideas but I'm not sure about the names,particularly the second one which some people may think is a bit crude'.
The inventor is a bit upset by this,deciding that he doesn't much care for her attitude so her decides to just walk out without even mentioning his idea for a folding bucket. :dance:
Right,where is the exit?EricT

[Myles]

So Terry has two listeners then! Don't tell - it'll go to his head!

Myles