A man walks into a bank, gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out
a gun ... and robs the bank!!!
To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next
customer in line: "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The customer replies: "YES!"
The bank robber raises his gun, POINTS IT & BANG!! SHOOTS HIM in THE HEAD
AND KILLS HIM!
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says, to the man ... "DID
... YOU ... SEE ... ME ... ROB THIS BANK?"
The man calmly responds: "No, but my wife did!"
Graham
The Helpful Eye Witness
Moderators: Guru's, The Ministry
The Helpful Eye Witness
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.