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Filonian
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Frozen Beef

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A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his cows
frozen solid.


As far as the eye can see the cows, are motionless like statues.



It had been a bitterly cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this
would happen.



The realisation of the situation then dawned on him.



With his entire livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he
feed his wife and kids? How would he pay the mortgage?



He sat with his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with his
impending poverty.



Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" asked the old
lady.



The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his predicament to
the woman.



Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the cows
noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back to
normal and chewing the cud.



One by one, the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was full
of healthy animals.



The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she wanted as a repayment
for her deed.



She declined his offer and walked off across the field.



A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer.



"You know who that was don't you?" asked the passer-by.



"No" said the farmer "who?"

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scroll down



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wait for it



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it's worth it.....trust me


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That was Thora Hird.




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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ben.:tunes:

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Well bad! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Erick_Cantu »

You owe me 30 seconds of my life back. :@ :@ :D

Although I've heard worse...much worse.
Can't be arsed.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Suitably impressed (or is that depressed) :think: :lol:

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LMBOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!! That was terrible!

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