Simple Maths..

[Filonian]

This equation should be taught in all schools!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: -

What is 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100 %?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life%

Here is a little mathematical formula that may help you answer thes questions!

If: -
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as: -

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

It is obvious that: -

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8 +1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

Whilst

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

Finally, and most effectively

A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that whilst HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's BULLSHITTING and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top!


Graham

[Nigel H-J]

Nice one Graham, now thinking seriously of putting that up on our notice board!

Regards
Nigel.

[Filonian]

Nice one Graham, now thinking seriously of putting that up on our notice board!

Regards
Nigel.

Rest assured Nigel, if I had still been working I would be doing the same.

Graham

[Garry Russell]

wonderful

Garry