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[Filonian]

Don't miss the 'PS' at the very bottom!!


To my darling husband

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX



PS - Your girlfriend called.



Graham

[airboatr]

at least the scooter was spared....... bit dusty though

[jonesey2k]

How? :o

[Chris Trott]

Real story - truck, not owned by homeowner, (can't remember if it was a drunk or a car thief) was moving a high rate of speed, hit curb, went airborne, and ended up where you see. I remember the news story on it because it was one of those "odd but true" stories that they do most nights.

[DaveB]

Tks for that Chris. I'd already guessed that NO woman can be THAT vindictive

By accident.. yes. On purpose.. no. They lack two important features unique to men

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[SkippyBing]

but but it's the pretty Ferrari, the one I'd actually buy if I had the money. And the nasty pick-up is mounting it. I may have to lie down..

[Techy111]

Maybe they will give birth to a few little fords \ ferraris.....?

Tony

[airboatr]

jus primae noctis ?.....

. know what you get when it's only half Ferrari?