The Three Little Pigs

[Filonian]

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drinks order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.

"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "But why have you only ordered water all evening?"

You're gonna LOVE me for this.

The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

Aren't you sorry you ever let me join the forum?????

If I had to read this then SO DO YOU!!!


Graham

[Nigel H-J]

I always thought they went oink oink oink!! :think:

Nigel.

[TSR2]

Thats actually one of your better ones Graham!

[Tomliner]

:doho: :doho: :doho:

[Erick_Cantu]

Yes.