A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said
'You have Male!'
Graham
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
