A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, 'Look, it's not the same hat!' or 'Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!' or 'Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?'
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... and then 2 days... and then 3 days. Finally on The 4th day, the parrot could hold back no longer and said......
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O K, I give up. Where's the ship?
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Where's the lady?
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Re: Where's the lady?
Worked for me
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Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
Re: Where's the lady?
Grahams' just recruited an understudy!!
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
Re: Where's the lady?
Understudy - more like upstart. :@Nigel H-J wrote:
Grahams' just recruited an understudy!!
Nigel.
nice one James, shall have to look to me laurels.Graham
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.