A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Asda with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Asda greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would make love you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda.'
Graham
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Re: Asda greeter
Oh yeh.. works for me
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Re: Asda greeter
Brilliant.Love that Graham.I could do that job.I'd last about 30 seconds before getting sacked. 
EricT
EricTNow at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
