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Filonian
- Red Arrows
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by Filonian »
BUYING Viagra
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you' said the pharmacist.
'But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.'
'I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers.'
Graham
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Nigel H-J
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- Location: Lincolnshire
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by Nigel H-J »
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
