Buttercups & Golf ball

[Filonian]

For the male golfers!

Towards the end of the golf course, Bill hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden. .. .POOF!!
In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to
make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!

Then POOF! . . . she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'
Dave shouts back,

'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,DON'T SWING!!!'


Graham

[DaveB]

Not sure where Dave came into it as it was Bill who hit his ball into the Buttercups but never mind.. it was still funny ;-)

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[RAF_Quantum]

10/10 for observation Mr B, bet you do well in the observation round of Krypton Factor

Rgds

John

[DaveB]

No John.. I don't care much for this version to be honest. They don't have the simulator test anymore and I don't think the prog as a whole is as good as the original ;-)

Wonder if Bill was really Dave in the first place but answers to anything :think:

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[airboatr]

maybe Bill had a whiff of it on tee and let Dave play thru.

anyways whats the name of this course , I'm not playing there

... also , my best to this Fred fella, perhaps he'll get lucky and get a provisional ball,

"" it's in the rule book"!!!

[Filonian]

Not sure where Dave came into it as it was Bill who hit his ball into the Buttercups but never mind.. it was still funny ;-)

ATB

DaveB :tab:

Ah, I was wondering when someone would spot that

Graham

[airboatr]

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