'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any cr*p, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t.'
Graham
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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DaveB
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Aint that true! 
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Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
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Been there and had it!!
Nigel.
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.