Nine Words Women Use.

[Nigel H-J]

(1)
Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

(2)
Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)
Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)
Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)
Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why
she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

(6)
That's Ok:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)
Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're
welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' - that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)
Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying f*** YOU!

(9)
Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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Send this to the men you know, to warn them about
arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know, cause they
think it's true!!!