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VEGAS
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The Irish Blonde

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The Irish Blonde

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty
thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you
don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice
and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed
"YES, YES, I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

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Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but all men are
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Re: The Irish Blonde

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

DIdn't expect that but fair comment :thumbsup:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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