Two brooms.....

[Filonian]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.


The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.


Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!!!!

































'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'



Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.




Sounds to me like she's......been .....sweeping around!!!




Graham

[nigelb]

I loved it!

Nigel²

[Garry Russell]

Not even I saw that comming

Garry

[DaveB]

Well.. that last image appears to have violated some code or other so noting the content of the post.. I'll try and imagine what it might have been

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[Filonian]

The mind boggles.

I have E-mailed you the "offending" picture Dave.

Graham

[DaveB]

It must have been bad mate. You posted at 2:48 and it's still not here :o Looks like the internet Police have stopped it!

ATB

DaveB :tab: