London Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Thames just west of the Battersea Bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo and a Gordon Brown t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his backside.
The police removed the t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Police do care.
Graham
Body found in the River......
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OMG! I hope it wasn't one of us. 
It wasn't me - I'm still here. ;-)
Brian
It wasn't me - I'm still here. ;-) Brian
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It's certainly not one of us.. the queue to get past his cabinet would be too long
Oh.. it wasn't Gordon himself. Ah well
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Oh.. it wasn't Gordon himself. Ah well
ATB
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Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
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I think you'll find Ms Lumley has quite politely but firmly placed herself at the head of the queue - with a suitably sharp Khukri.