A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.
Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyeswater. So, who wants to go first ?"
The Englishman piped up. "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next ?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".
That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish.
How about you, Paddy ?
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out " London ".
Brilliant, Paddy! said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said.......
"-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".
Graham
Gotta love the Irish...
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Another one that caught me out.
Nigel²
Re: Gotta love the Irish...
A classic!!
Nigel.
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
Re: Gotta love the Irish...
Now that's funny!
Brian
Brian