Groan! Groan!

[hobby]

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a
beer when he hears a knock at the door.

When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man,
clutching a clip board and yelling,

"You Sign! You sign!"

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the
Chinese man starts to yell louder,

"You Sign! You sign!"

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong
man", and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again.

When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge
truck of brake pads.

He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,

"You sign! You sign!"

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes
the little Chinese man back, shouting:

"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want
them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the
afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.

On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man
thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,

"You sign! You sign!"

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up
the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:

"Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have
the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his
clipboard, and says:





(It's a beauty)







(Wait for it)








(Get your best Chinese accent ready)








"You not Nissan Main Deala?"

[Nigel H-J]

Gawd Hobby, you've been reading far too many of Grahams' jokes!!

[Filonian]

Gawd Hobby, you've been reading far too many of Grahams' jokes!!

How dare you!!!!!!!!!!

Graham

[Nigel H-J]

:o Oooops, sorry Graham but really....you should not eaves drop on other peoples conversations!! :roll:

Nigel.

[Filonian]

:o Oooops, sorry Graham but really....you should not eaves drop on other peoples conversations!! :roll:

Nigel.

Graham